She Told Me To Bite Down…

She Told Me To Bite Down…

She was messing around in there   Sharp pains   That’s what it felt like   I went to the dentist the other day for my check up   And she asked if there were any problems   Loads I answered   Every time I had eaten fruit, cold water or some ice cream (yes, I eat...
What’s That In Your Jean Pocket?

What’s That In Your Jean Pocket?

I hate shopping   I really do, most would say a typical man when it comes to that   Thing is my girlfriend so what do you do   But   When it does come to shopping I CAN’T make a decision   I am terrible   Recently I went shopping for new Jeans   ^^And I have...
Got Her In A Headlock

Got Her In A Headlock

So the other week   I went and watched that new film   You know the one that’s about the wrestler, Paige   Fighting with my Family   ^^It’s a true story   (well based on one)   My favourite scene has to be in the beginning where Paige’s dad instructs...
I Got Locked Up

I Got Locked Up

  About a month ago it happened   My sister her boyfriend, my girlfriend and I    All in the same room   In this prison   We had always wanted to try it   Especially me   Ok   So it was one of those escape rooms   Where you have to use the clues to get out….   I...
What A Thief

What A Thief

  I went out on one of my adventures on Friday night   ^^Probably a really bad idea   Especially that one and you’ll see why   So   Me and a friend of mine   Who’s name will remain hidden to keep his identity...